My Thoughts on Speed

Made a healthy dinner, made a crazy dessert. Oreo cookie brownies in a skillet. I could eat that whole skillet of brownies right now but then I’d want to throw myself into the lake, and if I ate the whole skillet of brownies, I’d sink.

Oh I hate laundry. HATE it. I just want to win the lottery so I can pay someone to come in each week and do my laundry. Bleh

Boring Grammy’s, boring grammy’s, blah, blah, blah

Wow, a lot of friends are posting sunset pictures. God must giving us some amazing beauty before he puts us through the Hell of a second coming. Ha! Enjoy those sunsets! Imagine an evil laugh here.

What the Hell? Why don’t people know what Presidents’ Day is commemorating? It’s in place to commemorate George Washington, our first President, and Abraham Lincoln, our sixteenth president. Seriously…

Politics, if I have to read one more thing that pisses me off, I’m going to lose it. People already think I’m crazy. It’s not crazy. It’s called passion people. Get some!

Oh my God, I have to go to work tomorrow.

I need a drink.

I need Advil. I need Pepcid. Damn Brownies. But good. Good brownies.

No, no, no is the screaming in my head. I just want to Netflix all night until I fall asleep. Ha, Netflix is now a verb.

And… goodnight!

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40 something woman in the midst of a midlife crisis, living daily life with a smile on my face, love in my heart, and completely dripping sarcasm like melting cheese from a cheese-burger.

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